i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
My pussy is not your playground.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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