How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
