Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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