Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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