That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
