Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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