I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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