4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
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we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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