5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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