ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He passed out mid-signature
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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