well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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