I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
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No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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