Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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