just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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