i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
How's work?
Spinning.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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