CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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