I'm really into asian looking animals
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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Blame the bisexuality and move on?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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