She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
