everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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