you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I don't deserve a penis
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
tell me about the fingering
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