An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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