I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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