Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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