Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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