Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he shaved USA in his pubs
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
