You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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