I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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