bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
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Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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