But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She said her name was "party"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I think my moral compass just broke
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