You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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