I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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