So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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