Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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