We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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