i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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