I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
That's intense
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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