thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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