Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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