everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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