apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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