But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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