Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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