I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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