Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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