well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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