I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize