I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
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When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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