Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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