Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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