And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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