This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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