I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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