But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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